I hate children, especially when they're wearing tap shoes and singing Christmas songs

I'm stuck at the Marriott Center for Dance "working" a show for Thompson/Lane Dance Academy. It's quite pathetic. Not only are all the dances incredibly cheesy and oh so for mormon mom and dad sometimes the kids have to sing too. And they really can't. I just cringe every time one of them walks up to the microphone. Poor children, stupid parents.

One more question, perhaps the most important.

I hate:

a) all of god's creatures
b) commies
c) breasts